I have a degree in journalism from Rutgers, which is probably why I’m home alone in a snowstorm drinking wine before noon.....

Trump must think the stress of being fired at any time gets people to work better.

Steps to get on Trump’s bad side:

Recall the Junkers J52 - all corrugated.

If the intent of the original framers of the Constitution still held sway Clarence Thomas would still be livestock.

Deciding to talk about ground speed, not airspeed, is kind of clickbaity. Nobody ever used ground speed when talking about airplanes. You might as well report on Torchinsky walking at 30 mph on a windy day.

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

you can go piss off and go back to whatever shitty right wing comment section you came from.

They don’t use libraries. 

What the fuck’d he say, Kenneth?

Based on this tweet, I’m guessing he’s not Mike Mills’ Orange crush!

Ahh, the glorious 1990s. When beach babes in advertising shots didn’t have tattoos.

Does Chelsea eventually slit her throat?

Please. No. If the Envision is any indication of what to expect from Chinese Buicks, they can keep em. The Envision is garbage. I dont get why post BK GM has been lazy with Buick. They pretty much have had no division specific models with nearly all of them being pulled from somewhere else. This shows why their weird…

She's the Trump family bagman and a selfish, vile, entitled brat so I say to the big house she goes.

“but he should’ve gone for the eggs Benedict.”

I am also pro salmonella in this case.

Just look at that svelte bastard! Fittest president ever!

I pray for trump to die every single day. Thats how I know god isn’t real.