Hey, that money isn’t going to launder itself, buddy.

“It’s the most amazing thing that the Olympic Games are the only type of mega project to always exceed their budget,” he said.

This is exactly what I imagine when I picture who voted for Scott Walker and Donald Trump.

That last one sounds like a fun way to spend the afternoon…

Men are really not sending us their best people. 

Along the same lines, I wish Chrysler would bring back their brutally tough Slant-6 engine. The 426 Hemi gets the glory, but you want to point to a motor engineered to be as bulletproof as they come, that’s the Slant-6.

Read that in Jasper Beardley’s voice. Paddling the school canoe.

I wish they’d talk more about the real national emergency, which is that we have a senile, sub-literate, compulsive liar as President.

Never make fun of your boss on the internet.  (It’s a tribute Doug, I swear!)

IDK - sure there’s a huge screen, but if you take a look at the picture IvanIvanavich uploaded - there’s knobs for AC and tactile buttons below the screen!
I’m OK with screens. As long as I get tactile stuff so I don’t have to take eyes off the road.

It was soup day at the ballpark.

After Lehman Brothers moved out in the middle of the month I had to shampoo the carpet TWICE to get the smell of AXE bodyspray out of the carpet. Lesson learned.

Mileage improvement proof, or owner is an idiot. I can put a gas mileage improvement plug in my cigarette lighter and claim anything I like. It does nothing, much like I suspect these mods do.

I would have thought the casual racism and disdain of women were enough to qualify him as a gamer. 

if he really wanted a video game with a guy wearing a Red Hat playing golf, there were better options

That could be said about a lot of things in life...

I’m just having trouble imagining any Rover that goes fifteen years without a breakdown.

Driven monthly.  Period.

I mean, yeah, seems fair.  It’s not like he insulted Israel or anything...

The Sagat continues....