Trump has to wait for Fox News to tell him what to think.

“suggest one of the best runs in recent memory is coming,”

Or, "That’s not me in blackface.”

I didn’t write that joke that got zero stars, my kinja was hacked.

They will receive neither, I suspect.

I don't like that the protesters demand the players take a homogenized stance on the issue. 

Oh yeah, she’s whistling past the graveyard all right. She’s dirty on the Moscow deal, she’s dirty on the Inauguration--  Daddy’s Little Bagman is gonna get snared with the rest of the Traitor Tots.

If they move to Tennessee we can expect to start finding more spelling and grammar errors in the “please help,” notes snuck into packages.

I thought we already determined this. Feckless cunt.

LOL “we’re not talking about Iran” - I mean Ivanka did try to open a hotel in Azerbijan with help from money from the Iranian Revolutionary Guard but who can keep track

...excuse me, I blacked out for a minute. I said WHAT???

But the president’s described as “noble”, and there’s probably running involved.

They could make it about the current president and everyone just forgets to go looking for him.

Looks like Melania Trump has found her biographer.

Fisher Price has really been branching out since Toys-R-Us closed.