Retiring at 26, huh? He must have learned that you can make $728/hr working from home! My sister did it and now she smokes all the meth she wants!

It's "CrossFit" not "Adam & Steve."

This is the only bladerunner shooting I care about.

Can we all just admit that the only Oscar worth giving a damn about, lives in a fucking garbage can spending his days heckling passersby and giving questionable advice to children? Can we?

Even though I think Nascar is one of the dumbest "sports" and I don't understand its popularity, I can now understand why someone might like Jeff Gordon.

"I don't usually share drama on social media"

How about a bill that trades Arizona to Mexico for a state to be named at a later date?

All the other junior high kids are jealous as hell.

It's always a winning move whenever I play Cards Players Against Humanity.

I'm curious as to what these sources are. All I see, is that multiple anonymous sources with 0 credibility as we have no idea who they are, blame the Phillies for this.

Not saying they didn't do it, I just want to know who is behind the information.

By the way, multiple sources confirmed that Deadspin was behind 9/11.

I don't know what else the Russians could have expected when they built the hotels out of straw and sticks.

she's actually quite lovely without all the make-up - its just like cheerleaders or dance teams, they want an audience far away to be able to see the make-up so they do it up like a clown prostitute.

This has inspired the band to change its name to Kunta Kunty.

ummmmmmmmmmm.... isnt it a little RACIST of you to assume that just cause this kid lives in rio di janeiro that he is poor and also has no father????

"Awww, OMG, look at that little guy! He's so darn cute! Is he flying with you?"

Trang Pak is a grotsky little biotch

That's exactly the WRONG way to think about this. You can't measure this in a relative way to other locker rooms. This is awful behavior. No one, in any capacity, should ever have to put up with this shit.

I don't get it. He's built a reputation of being a leader, of having his career endure long past its usefulness, of becoming a household name, of soldiering on past his organization's great days as it decays into meaninglessness just to see it valedict him, and ESPN still won't use Mike Francesa's name?

I've been stabbed a few times, shot, hit in the head with a shovel.

Bit of an aside, but the GDP of Turks and Caicos is US$632M. 9.3 million beans is a solid 2.5% of the country's annual tax takings.

For the US to match that much of a single big-fish transaction relative to its overall tax revenue, it would have to charge a single taxpayer approximately $37.2 billion—-an amount that,…