There are numerous slang terms for purple drank, including sizzurp, lean, syrup, drank, barre, purple jelly, Texas tea, and Tsikuni.

Even if I were a Warriors fan I don't know if I could be mad watching this. I'd almost expect it. Even as a fan, I'd be impressed by his ability.

That said, I am a Philadelphia sports fan so I am impressed by the ability of our opponents players quite often.

I remember watching a fight at my sisters soccer game when she was 7 years old between the 2 coaches. I realized then, that most adults are oblivious to sportsmanship on every level.

That sled has a history...

It's amazing how childish these 'big-time donors' can be. I guess that's why they get booster seats.

As a Philly sports fan, I'm glad I don't really get into the NBA too much.

Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.

Philadelphia's team name continues to grow more optimistic.

They're just being sore lugers.

He broke his pole? Ouch.

Joe Banner will be replaced by his younger brother Bruce.

To be honest, I'm not sure I've ever heard [a good luge joke]."

"Act like you've been there before." - Rick Reilly 6 years ago

Amusing since in English, "Russian" means "drunk."

And here I was thinking the first gay football player would be a center... you know, because he'd always have a guy behind him.

Don't take me seriously ever.

...the best (worst) part is the fans and talking heads expect some 18-23 year olds to act more mature than a bunch of 40-60 year old grownups.

Disabled Russians really hate Charlie Brown.

Everytime I see those dolls, I think of this.

Am I the only one that thinks 217 is light for an outside line backer? I get it that this kid is still young but I knew kids playing the position in high school that were a similar height but had 20-30 lbs on them.

"Fuckin' noobs. If you really wanna burn Shaun White, all you gotta do is rise."