Two weeks ago, Casey also wrote about an 86 square foot....oh wait.

There are 3 rules that make this a penalty:

God, move on.

Mark Sanchez feels this way about women.

Hey, look, all I know is that between the McDonalds and Burger King in my town, Burger King burgers only give me regret, while McDonalds burgers give me regret, plus green (possibly radioactive) spiky deathshits for the rest of the day. If I need to start paying for my whoppers in beaver skins or Euros or whatever…

Interviewer: In your opinion, do recent advances in sports science help prevent injury?

It's about the general bear racism we see every day.

This is totally fake. If she was really in Australia, she'd have spun the other way.

I think some people in the scientific community here are asking more of this clip than it intended to show. It's not supposed to be super scientifically accurate, this is like an artist's rendition of scientific fact.

The woman was later charged with possession.

Wait, you didn't even mention that part where he talks about his mom, cause that was tear jerking

Ahh yes because holding onto rotting piles of flesh is incredibly intelligent. It makes so much sense now. Thank you for the enlightenment.

I think the best thing about this video, is it reminded me that once upon a time, the news was only on for 30 minutes.

you just stab opposing fan as the leave your ballpark. I'll take Philly fans over the gang banging spics you have in your stands. Go shove a chalupa in your google port you granola sucking faggot

From what I've heard, you probably don't want DeSean Jackson around that many weapons.

No one mentioned this?

Denzel Washington would be my vote