The incredulous appeal to his teammates shows that Austin is acquainted with another well-known river, denial.

If you're excited about Oden, just wait until his son gets drafted by the Thunder and brings the hammer.

I'm really rooting for this guy. Is he an asshole? Please, don't let him be an asshole.

I'm still waiting for the Jeep Gladiator.

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

"$8?! that's a season's worth of attire for me" - Bill Belichick

Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!

Questions No One Asks When Bill Walton's Around:

Motion to Exclude, your Honor.

And of course, he just scored the game-winning goal in overtime.

Gotta hand it to Jameis Winston, he saw something he wanted and he just went and took it despite a persistent defense that had been denying him all night.

In exchange for Deng, the Cavs send Chicago Bynum, Cleveland's right to the Sacramento King's first round draft pick conveyed in a June 30, 2011 deal

Ohhh, there's the midget!

Apparently, Dan Snyder is a member of the Riverview Rape Gang.

Since 2009, 5-Hour Energy has been mentioned in some 90 filings with the F.D.A., including more than 30 that involved serious or life-threatening injuries like heart attacks, convulsions and, in one case, a spontaneous abortion, a summary of F.D.A. records reviewed by The New York Times showed.

Spontaneous abortion?…

The Eagles could be a team that makes a run. They can run the ball, they can win in bad weather, their QB doesn't turn the ball over very often, they have enough play-makers to make big plays happen and they are coming in on a roll. Wouldn't be surprised to see them get through the NFC.

I feel like this is probably an amazing joke that is going right over my head.

I'm a bit lost as to the context with which the gesture was even created. Was it part of a stand-up routine?

I'm pretty sure America already had a program where two big guys destroyed a bunch of Japanese children.