If there's a Hall of Fame for ushers, I bet that guy's in it.

General Custer's Mother Files Wrongful Death Lawsuit Against Chiefs

The best catch of all was actually finding highlights from a Cricket match.

In an effort to protect the true identities of those involved, a porn director was brought in to provide new names for this story.

This behavior is nothing new for Wyllie, who has been denying credentials to representatives of the Acme Corporation for years.

This is exactly what I have been saying since this thing happened. My favorite part of the old testament is where women have to sacrifice 2 doves after their period or they can't reenter the church. Don't see any of them doing that.

It's not really a fundamentalist issue but really an issue of 0 knowledge of scriptures.

This.

Vick has always had a cannon of an arm, he's just not as accurate as other top tier QB's which is why he struggled to become one. I am an Eagles fan and even I can see that he is a solid QB but not as a starter anymore. His inability to stay healthy and his hit-or-miss deepthrow is tough to build a team around.

"Hey Jason, great game, I'm Gordon from Sesame Str..."

It's more tragic when you realize these were only the casual fans. The supporters section must be located on the opposite side.

If the NHL is serious about taking cheap shots like this out of the game, they will start taking roster spots along with the suspenion. Tom Wilson plays maybe 7 minutes of ice time a game. It won't hurt the Caps if he is suspended. Don't allow a team to replace a player who has been suspended. Tell them they have…

Yea, those damn kids. How dare she sit in an arena that serves cotton candy and ice cream in little hats, watching people play with a ball while singing fun songs to cheer her team on.

That doesn't sound like an environment a kid is welcome in at all.

The Safety gets blindsided by the ref .13

Ugh, the bynum trade. I can't remember the last time the Sixers traded/drafted a big man and it actually worked out. I guess you could argue that Webber played okay in Philly but I still don't think he lived up to the hype. Dikembe was also a decent pickup but he was more a defensive rebounding machine than anything…

There's nothing special about this. That's the same exact route that Tony La Russa takes from his car to his front door every night.

Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

Richie could have avoided this if he had just remained anonymous. Like, worn a disguise, or gone undercover or something. I swear there is a word for this, it's just hidden from me right now.

Dr. J: Oh yeah, I liked her, she gave good head. Whenever I needed a blowjob, all I had to do was show up at her house. One day though, she had all this metal shit on her busted teeth and I couldn't fit my dick in there. So I stuck it in the other place.

By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged.