The problem is that you find many premium chocolate chip ice creams. It’s usually sub-par vanilla ice cream with low quality chocolate. The President’s Choice chocolate crackle ice creams are fantastic and those should become the standard for that flavour.

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He Jetted right out of there.

Sergeant Major?  We’re not going to talk about that at all?

THIS gives owners a good excuse when they’re caught hunched over in the garage making furious repetitive movements with their hand, an open tub of some clear substance next to them.

Just like “military grade”… which doesn’t exactly mean what most people think it means. 

He probably resigned out of self-interest: if he resigns he doesn’t have to report that he was fired for cause after he moves to Sarasota and applies for a LEO position there.

Those were perfectly executed TV cop rolls! Give him some credit !

Yeah this is pretty fucking hilarious. “Well there’s your problem, you got your hundred thousand dollar piece of transportation machinery SLIGHTLY DAMP. What did you expect?”

Oh no! The humanity! You bought a 1st generation EV truck that has had nothing but problems during the entire development process. After years of issues and concerns, you still paid 100k for a giant hunk of steel that looks like it wasn’t ready to hit the market yet.

Florida is going to Florida.

YOU’RE NOT ON FIRE RICKY BOBBY!!!

The eternal question... Imperial stormtroopers vs Enterprise red shirts

The LEO equivalent of a fainting goat.

“I feel weird but I’m good!”

After hearing the sound of the acorn, the deputy reported that he also felt a “tingliness” all along the side of his body. He then said his “legs just give out” and he fell to the ground, assuming that he had been seriously injured by something.

The stupid motherfucker actually rolled twice as well, before shooting? 

Hey Owen,

The only saving grace here is that besides being on a hair-trigger, Deputy Jesse Hernandez had the same aiming accuracy of the Star Wars stormtroopers, so the handcuffed suspect Marquis Jackson was physically unharmed, though mentally it’s another story... That’s what happens when the police knows there are 400…

It’s the rolling around on the ground saying “I’M HIT!” that did it for me. 🤦‍♂️🤣. This whole situation is honestly terrifying, knowing that these guys are allowed to run around ready to unload magazines of bullets in whatever direction they deem fit.