For a few years I lived in Coburg, Bavaria where the huge Coburg Castle overlooks the town. It contains an impressive collection of carriages, sleighs, weapons, art, and curios.

LOVE IT! I’ve always preferred the aggressive, brutal, boxy look of rally cars to swoopy supercars. God I hope this comes to Australia.

FOR SOME REASON it doesn’t look or feel that special, nor like an Aston... to me at least. There’s almost a dated look to it. As if in 5 year’s time nobody will remember it and it won’t go on to be considered an iconic-looking vehicle.

2200BC - ‘Here’s the reasons I won’t be buying a horse’ - all the people who were used to walking everywhere before horses were domesticated.

Not to mention in Australia and other RHD countries there’s a big bump in the driver’s footwell from the drive train so one leg is permanently elevated and you can’t stretch out.

I WON’T get to see this because the nearest cinema is 5 miles away... and I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

I always felt it was a shame that company Better Place never had any impact on EV development. I liked the idea of driving into a station, swapping out the battery in 5 minutes, and driving off.

THAT IS a dumb place to stop the car. I don’t care how drunk someone is - the trooper should have directed them to pull over to the side. And even if she didn’t do that, she should have gone to the other side for her own safety.

I THINK he secretly had one of his own brain implants a few years ago, and things have gone haywire since - his behavior, his facial features, his mental state...

The 1964 Lightburn Zeta, with a 324cc 2 stroke motor that produced 16bhp. Featured a fibreglass body, perspex windows, and the smallest cargo space imaginable.

He has a Youtube channel which covers all kinds of legal cases - if that tides you over.

HE JUST has to wait it out till Trump wins the next elections and this all goes away. And I don’t say that as a MAGA voter, but as someone who can’t believe that according to the way the figures are leaning, America is in fact going to elect the worst person in the US as their President... again.

This is the owner’s fault. All she needed to do was have the monkey-tested neural chip implanted in her brain, then bio-install Twitter/X into her DNA, then pay for a blue tick, and her Tesla would have given her priority uploading.

IMAGINE signing up to be part of Musk’s Mars Colony. You can tell in advance he’ll pull a Cohaagen from Total Recall - controlling the oxygen, enslaving the workforce, stamping down on free speech (other than his own), letting his fascist tendencies blossom.

TESLA is rolling out a fix for this. New customers can sign up for a neural chip implant, which will allow their Tesla to interface with their brain directly and display all its production flaws and faults. Then, you can opt for the chip to trigger a partial lobotomy which helps you forget about the problems, or you…

THIS is the reality behind a lot of ‘rugged individuality’ glorified by the image of the cowboy on the range - and it’s fucked the guy’s character for me the next time I watch Yellowstone. I won’t see him as the grizzled old ranch hand, but just an ignorant asshole.

SHE brought a knife to a gun fight... and it kinda worked out.

THE BIG QUESTION is will ‘Back To The Future IX’ feature Doc and Marty going back to 1400AD in a Cyber truck, modified with a MusX capacitor to hit 1.21 jizzawatts at 88mph?

I’ve got no time for Musk or his apologists, but this trend of applying purity tests to the products people buy - based on the person who makes them - is not sustainable. You don’t have to be a Musk fanboy to enjoy owning a Tesla.

HERE IN OZ, the flavours I used to love that are disappearing are Rum’n’Raisin and Burnt Caramel. At least I can still have a Gaytime anywhere I go down under.