2200BC - ‘Here’s the reasons I won’t be buying a horse’ - all the people who were used to walking everywhere before horses were domesticated.

Not to mention in Australia and other RHD countries there’s a big bump in the driver’s footwell from the drive train so one leg is permanently elevated and you can’t stretch out.

I WON’T get to see this because the nearest cinema is 5 miles away... and I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

I always felt it was a shame that company Better Place never had any impact on EV development. I liked the idea of driving into a station, swapping out the battery in 5 minutes, and driving off.

THAT IS a dumb place to stop the car. I don’t care how drunk someone is - the trooper should have directed them to pull over to the side. And even if she didn’t do that, she should have gone to the other side for her own safety.

I THINK he secretly had one of his own brain implants a few years ago, and things have gone haywire since - his behavior, his facial features, his mental state...

The 1964 Lightburn Zeta, with a 324cc 2 stroke motor that produced 16bhp. Featured a fibreglass body, perspex windows, and the smallest cargo space imaginable.

THIS GUY has so many cool wine names to play with for his vintages now. Ivory Tusk Reisling... Mammoth’s Tomb Sauvignon Blanc... Spear Tip Grüner Veltliner

He has a Youtube channel which covers all kinds of legal cases - if that tides you over.

HE JUST has to wait it out till Trump wins the next elections and this all goes away. And I don’t say that as a MAGA voter, but as someone who can’t believe that according to the way the figures are leaning, America is in fact going to elect the worst person in the US as their President... again.

I AGREE that this phase of vehicle autopilot development shouldn’t involve selfish idiots taking the lives of innocent people on public roads. Nor should it involve a sociopath like Musk. But once it is worked out to a high degree, there will be far fewer road accidents than when humans had complete control.

This is the owner’s fault. All she needed to do was have the monkey-tested neural chip implanted in her brain, then bio-install Twitter/X into her DNA, then pay for a blue tick, and her Tesla would have given her priority uploading.

IMAGINE signing up to be part of Musk’s Mars Colony. You can tell in advance he’ll pull a Cohaagen from Total Recall - controlling the oxygen, enslaving the workforce, stamping down on free speech (other than his own), letting his fascist tendencies blossom.

TESLA is rolling out a fix for this. New customers can sign up for a neural chip implant, which will allow their Tesla to interface with their brain directly and display all its production flaws and faults. Then, you can opt for the chip to trigger a partial lobotomy which helps you forget about the problems, or you…

THIS is the reality behind a lot of ‘rugged individuality’ glorified by the image of the cowboy on the range - and it’s fucked the guy’s character for me the next time I watch Yellowstone. I won’t see him as the grizzled old ranch hand, but just an ignorant asshole.

SHE brought a knife to a gun fight... and it kinda worked out.

THE BIG QUESTION is will ‘Back To The Future IX’ feature Doc and Marty going back to 1400AD in a Cyber truck, modified with a MusX capacitor to hit 1.21 jizzawatts at 88mph?

I’ve got no time for Musk or his apologists, but this trend of applying purity tests to the products people buy - based on the person who makes them - is not sustainable. You don’t have to be a Musk fanboy to enjoy owning a Tesla.

HERE IN OZ, the flavours I used to love that are disappearing are Rum’n’Raisin and Burnt Caramel. At least I can still have a Gaytime anywhere I go down under.

THIS gives owners a good excuse when they’re caught hunched over in the garage making furious repetitive movements with their hand, an open tub of some clear substance next to them.