I’ve always wondered if the GT-R really needed to be so heavy, or if Nissan took some perverse pride in creating a car that performed despite its weight.

My daily driver is a Land Rover Defender with a clunky, truck-like gear box and primitive, heavy suspension.

There’s one key factor missing from your experiment:

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Vangelis - Theme from 1492 Conquest of Paradise

That soundtrack is awesome. The intro, the Kitchen scene and the Orgy are all great. If the opening doesn’t get your blood pumping and make you want to strap on a sword and go adventuring then nothing will.

As a non-American, this whole sorority thing seems fucking weird.

I used to work for a large corporation that ended up in a legal dispute with a sub-contractor. I was called to give a deposition by the sub-contractor, which was puzzling and stressful for me, but which turned out to be because of a couple of pages of memo I’d written saying complimentary things about the…

Why do so many politicians and political operatives look so fucking weird? Is their whole career an attempt to gain revenge and power over people who bullied them in grade school for their physical appearance?

I already couldn’t believe this story. Then I read that bit and couldn’t believe it all over again.

A guy I worked with at a film studio described a memorable road trip very succinctly:

I see it as choosing your own moments. Knowing the likelihood that a cop is going to kill you, how many of us would look up at the sky and say ‘Today I die for the righteous cause of the underprivileged of this nation.’

Dear Jezebel, why has the article ‘10 Grossest Sex Acts’ been constantly up on your website article bar for months now?

You think this is bad. Australia has kept little kids in chain-link fenced detention camps on remote Pacific islands for 5+ years. They are naturally exhibiting severe psychological distress, and are doing things like not eating and showing signs of being sexually mistreated.

You and the other guy made me laugh

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Bummer. I thought it was full of Southern Belles exclaiming ‘I do declare!’

Is civil litigation against the officer an option in the UK?

You nailed it. Here in Australia you can’t escape Kyrgios and Tomic in the sports news - that’s how desperate and hard up we are for some real tennis talent.

Did he appear behind you with a bloody meathook?