I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

Old Hotness: Flopping

Blackalicious - Chemical Calastenics

My reaction to the whole "end of the world" business.

I don't understand why any of these are "utterly disturbing" — this is where all the meat that you eat comes from, and has for over a century. And should our modern society one day collapse, on a smaller scale, if you want to eat meat, this is how it will be done.

Aww.. so cute. Looks like a little mini strip-mall!

I'm not sure about the exterior, but the interior of my mausoleum would look a little something like this:

Hey, what the ... that was my bib number!

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"An old bag's strange, pathetic journey from denial to acceptance."

Spurs and Pens fan? Fuck you

The Storm.

I waited for the part where it fell like water...

Given his playoff failings, it's no surprise he so closely resembles someone in desperate search of a ring.

The Giver is basically the role Jeff Bridges was born to play

"Amateur."

Colbert won.