"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

the old one is fine and I haven't cleaned it in two years

Steelers fans will all agree that their greatest nemesis has always been the Browns.

He's totally going to have Cumberbatch in the new Star Wars movie, and after months of denying that he's playing Solo there's going to be a big reveal scene where he stands up and says loudly: "MY NAME IS HAN."

If he screws up Episode 7, we can call him Jar Jar Abrams until he dies.

It's part of a pattern on a lot of things lately. I'll blather at length on the O-Deck this evening, but the summary is: Folks are trying to take on the trappings of a thing, claim to be of that thing, but fail utterly due to lacking any of the spirit of the thing. That's NuTrek, that's the SW Prequel Trilogy,…

"Impressive."

In order to make the statue appear more lifelike they buried his head in the sand.

Translation: "YEAH JEETS YEAH JEETS YEAH JEEEEEEEEEEETS!"

Be sure to save your urine! It's naturally sterile. And what Bear Grylls craves.

I'm sure there must be slash-fic out there that fits this pic....

"Clearly the were giving each other some well deserved oo-mox after a long, hard day."

Lieutenant Dangle

OK, time to enter this race:

And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again.

"Hey, are those doughnuts? Someone brought doughnuts??? CHOCOLATE ONE IS MINE I CALL....oh crap sorry, I just wanted a...BAGEL? Dammit..."

I found this somewhat easy to masturbate to.

Let your SOOOUUUULLL GLLOOOOO!!

I miss Griffey and relevant baseball games at the Kingdome. Mariners, why do you suck so much lately...

Something feels kinda tacky about that video, it just seems pretentious.