I found this somewhat easy to masturbate to.

Let your SOOOUUUULLL GLLOOOOO!!

I miss Griffey and relevant baseball games at the Kingdome. Mariners, why do you suck so much lately...

Vagrant: What you in for, boy?

Yeah, because Philadelphia sports fans don't invest much in sports rivalries. And, they are huge proponents of education and civility. Oh, and they're never the butt of any jokes. By the way, when is the last time you guys booed Santa clause, or threw batteries at opposing players, or got into a fight over how to make…

Did the Houston fans cheer this one as well?

Batdad knows no fear!

Walls That Deserved It, Ranked

Been saving this creation for a long time.

Simplicity, people, simplicity.

[Touches envelope to forehead]

Johnny Carson probably would have been a pretty solid deadspin commenter.

Smokey is amused

"Karma is a bitch"

"The Denver year happened, Pete, it happened."

Fans, in terms of ability to get jokes:

Twitter poll: Better vinegar stroke face, Ron Jeremy (top), Peter North (middle), Brett Favre (bottom)