It's like reliving my youth all over again. I just need to see Sam Perkins dropping off threes and Nate McMillan cleaning up the boards. Toss in a little 20 footer from Detlef and a steal by Gary and a tear might come to my eye. I'd also like to point out that out of all of the players that appear on NBA Jam, Shawn…

The clock was running during this whole incident? What are they going to have injury/dog time after regular time? You've got to be shitting me.

Agreed. Anyone without ironic facial hair, or a fedora, or rolled up pants, or unnecessary scarfs, or non-prescription frames (as a life long corrective lenses wearer, this one is probably the most enraging), can get the owners discount.

Of course there's a shuffleboard bar in Brooklyn now. I'm actually opening up a dominoes/mahjong bar in Williamsburg just to see how many hipsters come and pay 8 bucks for a PBR tall boy while extolling the virtues of dominoes over chess. I'm also going to have rentable typewriters in case anyone wants to write down…

"You probably got cut"

He should be downgraded to a Sega Saturn.

It's ok, you'll always have this guy to kick around

Ew ew ew ew ew ew

Ha!

Wow, pretty sensitive for the internet, aren't we?

Oh fuck you, you poutine loving moose fuckers.

Terrible. +1

Rainier Beer is just the best

This is so common it is scary. Hey, I would be a fat tub also if I got the opportunity to shove 40 dollar steaks and potatoes au gratin in my face for free two or three times a week.

World's favorite septuagenarians at it again!

Dude, it's the internet. Hindsight and introspection have no place here. I WANT GRAZIANO'S ASS AT PIMLICO DOWNS YESTERDAY!

Dan Graziano should be moved to covering equestrian sports for picking Houston and Atlanta to make it to the Super Bowl

"What the Fuck are those idiots wearing?"

Jesus Christ. +1

The turf will be fined a game pay check and will go directly to another pay raise for Goodell.