I need to stop taking PCP, because I could've sworn that Dickey just referred to the Texas Rangers as a small-market club.

Noticed after my post was published that Gawker's comment font makes it pretty tough to distinguish a zero from an "o".

Any high school student who isn't smart enough to find their own pr0n should be kicked off the team anyway. How can you trust them to learn a playbook?

The Spartans put away Georgetown to extend their lead in the standings, while the Badgers easily handled Fordham—oh, sorry, I got the Big Ten results mixed up with the Patriot League in the Nobody Cares Pile.

Depends upon if the participant has begun his vinegar strokes.

Skip Bayless doesn't want to be fed! Skip Bayless wants to HUNT!

multiple Gambian pouched rats reported to live under the Marcy Houses in Bed Stuy, Brooklyn.

"Pfft...amateur."

Kansas was able to stiff-arm similar inquiries regarding Mark Mangino's emails by invoking FUPA.

"Are you ready to sip from the volcano? To make love to the dragon?"

"Complications from a stroke? Man, don't get me started."

You'd expect the Germans to go a little kinkier...Schindler's Fist, if you will.

who was never the best player on his own team

Thank you! Whenever the conversation comes up, people always reference the city of Green Bay's population, and it's always fucking stupid. There are 5.5 million residents in the state, and even the ones who live within an hour of the Twin Cities or Chicago are hardcore Packers fans. It ain't hard to fill a…

In the next installment of "U Discipline", Warren Sapp discusses the importance of running precise slant routes.

No love for assistant coaches Moe, Larry and Shemp?

"I am Testudo the White. And I come back to you now...at the turn of the tide."

"a gecko, a Spider-Man, an elf, [and] a 12-year-old kid dressed as a banana."

Fun fact: Matt Stairs turned down the role of Zap Rowsdower in "The Final Sacrifice".

and...that comment was supposed to be @sweatingmullets. Still haven't acclimated myself to this newfangled commenting system.