Not Safe For Pork

+1 for expressing what everyone else is thinking, but with more sass.

I didn't know he and Michael Oher lived together!

+1 dude's on a roll.

I'd hope it's obvious that most people watch the LLWS not because they want to see the best 12-year-old baseball players in the world but because they want to see underdogs and interesting stories. There's always a team with a few six-foot mustache growers who steamroll the 4'9 kids. They're rarely as interesting as,…

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Women, am I right?

Rookie litigant mistake: Ending your complaint with "18. Plaintiff will hang up now and listen, Mad Dog."

Houston: Good news, bad news, Mike. We don't have a job for you here, but you've won the uniform design contest.

H. wasn't actually Jesus's middle initial, that's a common misconception. In fact middle names didn't really come into use until the late middle ages.

By 2022, it will have obtained the spare parts it needs to take off and return to its home planet.

Following the incident, Colon was reportedly stuffed for days.

Police have released a photo of the suspected driver.

First Shaq, then Dwight Howard, now this... Why do all these centers want to be just like Superman?

Matheny suggested Martinez "think about baseball"

"Martinez did okay, I suppose. But right there? I would've gone with the lefty I'd been sitting on all night."

-Tony LaRussa

It's always a winning move whenever I play Cards Players Against Humanity.

So are you saying the Redskins "took back" their original statement?