Don’t close the bag! Then they steam themselves into a soggy mess. Take them slightly less hot, but not soggy with the bag open rather than turn them to mush by closing the bag.

40% of people don’t like the left! 40% of people don’t like the right! Add that to the 20% of people who like the middle and literally 100% of all votes cast in 2020 will be for him!

I actually really like Steve Schmidt. I’ve only known him from his MSNBC days, but I like when he’s on. He comes off as smart and thoughtful and not full of the typical republican vitriol. I don’t know much about his past, but if he was running for something right now, I’d vote for him.

Still one of my favorite Onion articles: https://sports.theonion.com/nfl-meteorologists-warn-steaming-black-guy-heads-occurr-1819569512

Ignoble Indian Chief

Nunberg is my favorite character in the movie that’s going to come out!

Thoughts and prayers for the poor gun companies who have to deal with the aftermath.

I found this helpful and entertaining. I never would have found this on reddit and if I did, I would have had an issue distilling it into an easily consumable package. 

For those with no idea where to start, a few symbols I like that you can buy anywhere are:

Automate automate automate!

If they really want to get public support for this case, release the pictures of all employees from that time period, fellow male patients, and all guests logged. Maybe give us a one-line description of each. Then, let the American public bet on who did it.

Can any EV be charged from any other EV’s charging station? Or when I have a Tesla and my parents have the VW, we can’t charge at each other’s houses?

When you get put in a virtual body bag on Twitter...

Are all the flavors of Tide pods on sale?

Are all the flavors of Tide pods on sale?

There was a story this morning about every Democratic presidential candidate already fighting to get her endorsement. 

I have the model lower of that bike and it’s really nice. Also, it looks like it comes with free assembly which will save you 45 minute or an hour plus not having to lug a hundred pound box down to your basement workout room.

I have the model lower of that bike and it’s really nice. Also, it looks like it comes with free assembly which will…

Meanwhile literally every organization Trump has been associated with ever is being investigated for being run illegally. But, this is an important segment too.

Couldn’t/shouldn’t the Bar Association take away his credentials and say he’s not living up to the most basic standards of being a lawyer?

Feel the market, don’t just go by meaningless numbers.

If Trump were to sue him for breaking an NDA, wouldn’t that mean Trump is admitting that what he said is true? “You said you wouldn’t talk about what you saw and then you talked about what you saw.”