Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe the fact is that 10 people a day get stopped at ports of entry for maybe being a terrorist, typically because they have the same name as someone on the terror watch list or there’s something funky about their visa paperwork, and then they get sent home. I.E. they’re not…

Remember how much fun we had when Dan Quayle misspelled a word?

That top picture looks like an M.C. Escher.

That top picture looks like an M.C. Escher.

A fleece blanket is my go-to. They’re around 20-40 bucks and it’s the type of thing anyone can stash next to their couch to pull over themself when watching Netflix.  

“Dumb as a rock” — Trump always insults people with the thing they rightfully pointed out that he is (“no puppet, you’re the puppet.”)

This is awesome! Super interesting, thanks for that. I typically only play table games so that probably works against me from a  ‘rewards’ perspective. They jot down the amount you buy in at the beginning, but that’s about it.

Best case: Report comes out right after Jan 20. It is SUPER damning to everyone. Trump and Pence are both horribly guilty of high crimes and leave office by their will or not. Dem Speaker takes over as Pres.

As a CRM/database/retention marketing guy, I’ve always found casino rewards programs super fascinating. There are thousands of data points and trying to figure out what they mean and how manipulating rewards on an individual basis will net the most returns for the house is a great example of “big data” and I would…

Definitely cannot do this. Machines are tightly regulated and inspected by third parties. No reason to doubt the fairness of any game and that each ‘pull’ is unique and not affected by how long you’ve been sitting there.

Yes, 100% of reporting on the day of an ex-president’s funeral should be about NC voter fraud.

Great piece all around, but I LOLed at my office at this line:

• The current annual contribution limit for a Roth 401(k) is $18,500, or $24,500 if you are age 50 or older.

You can only invest ~5,500 in the IRA as opposed to ~18,000 in the 401k. If you’re not above the IRA limit, you will be soon. 

Nah, I think their real exposure comes in the NY state looking into the board of the Trump Org and the Trump charity -- of which the entire are basically the only employees. No presidential pardon can help them there.

How does not one reporter in that spray follow up his “Cohen is weak and dumb and a liar” statement with “So why exactly did you hire a weak, dumb liar as your personal attorney for 12 years?”

In essence:

In essence:

Get them this! https://www.tovala.com/

He 100% thinks that is Pence’s personal twitter account.

I just bought a PS4 to get Red Dead Redemption2. I haven’t owned a gaming system in 10 years. Do I need a Playstation Plus? What do I get with it? I don’t understand what this is because I’m an older millenial.

I just bought a PS4 to get Red Dead Redemption2. I haven’t owned a gaming system in 10 years. Do I need a…

Came here for this. Not disappointed.

Came here for this. Not disappointed.