Fuck you.

We should probably go tell them. How else will they know that they are fat and disgust us?!!

Gaga, it's because you do a lot of weird shit in the name of "art" but it never seems to add up to anything more than a bunch of weird shit.

Gaga isn't wrong though. I mean, I'll be the first to admit that the Born This Way era was terrible and Artpop is a little ridiculous, but deep down, she is one talented artist who is passionate about what she's doing. The level of hate that is directed at her is kind of absurd.

As a Christian Liberal I say,"Nutjobs, please." The only thing we evil liberals want to do is show some actual Christ-love. We want to undo the hurt people like you have caused others.

Perhaps, in the larger scheme of things, we should be getting the straight white dudes to listen to more people than other straight white dudes.

Or GTFO.

I love me some Teddy the Porcupine and his sweet sweet sounds of squeating, but in the interests of full Squee options, I am going to introduce you to my current favorite object of squee, the pangolin.

I personally hate the "I heart boobies" and "save second base" taglines because they imply that people should care about preventing breast cancer because boobs are totally hot, not because it's a devastating disease. That said, this is a ridiculous use of the court's time and the school's money.

Hey, this shouldn't be necessary to point out: being racist as a public figure is way, way worse than calling people intentionally oblique names as a public figure. Even if you argue that I hold as much sway as Ireland Baldwin — thanks for the compliment — I basically yelled at her. Yes, I used mean words — mean words…

I blame Pinterest for the 6 weddings I went to this year that featured chalkboard, hydrangeas, burlap, and mason jars.

Eh, I'm not particularly surprised. As if the looming deadline wasn't enough, there are multiple species where some males will pretend to be females so they can either slip by territorial males to mate behind their backs (see cuttlefish and octopi) or trick larger males into wasting their energy trying to mate with…

I love the episode in one of the early seasons - 2? - where he calls to set up the appointment with the prostitute and uses a British accent, and everyone gives him shit for how bad it was. Oh, The Wire, how I love you.

I'm so sick of the "these poor boys, look what you are doing to their life" mentality. This guy is a rapist. He's probably raped girls before Daisy and girls after Daisy. Why not? It's been proven that he can get away with it. Not only get away with it but get the girl punished by the whole town! They burned…

It's sort of funny how you've chosen to boil my argument to its most simplistic without any acknowledgment that it was originally crafted in response to an entirely too simplistic comment, a truly stupid comment which suggested that thinness is an automatic, universal indicator of self-control. Your insistence on…

"They made fun of my hat! They called it MACARONI!"

I had this fight with my sister yesterday. She says, "I don't personally see how the term Redskin is a racial insult." And then she compared it to calling a team "Pale-faces." And then my head exploded because I don't understand how I'm related to her.

I think it is funny that women can be critiqued more about anything. I mean look at this... "She is too girly!" or "She dresses blah blah" or "Her demeanor isn't feminist!". This all to me proves that even among feminists women are objectified.

I mean look at us men. We more so get blasted for what we do.. i.e.…

This family goes in to a talent agent's office to audition their act.