I love how conservatives think private companies should be forced to keep employing someone when they hate the right people.

Why are we not still doing phrasing?

You SAY that, but once I dropped my monster condom that I use for my Magnum dong, and I can tell you, there's nothing funny about that.

Wasn't really feeling* the Dongs sketch. It felt like they wanted as many musical sketches as possible due to Kendrick's presence and they wanted another ensemble dance bit with all the women, and actually figuring out a premise came last* in the process.

The "banality of evil" indeed.

Sure. But a parent should put that in context for their kid. If they don't, the kid is going to find it on their own and consume it without that context. Same principle as the Talk.

I feel like teaching kids to distinguish fiction from reality and allowing them to partake in fiction aren't mutually exclusive.

I mean, even if they understand that, it'll come back to this weird conservative equation of "you shouldn't say that" with "I am trying to compel you, against your will, to stop saying it on account of I'm Hitler."

I get that. I just think that if there's no way to make this movie and make it about the person whose story it actually is, maybe we should think about whether or not a movie should be made period. I mean, maybe so. We haven't seen it in practice. But this isn't a movie that should be made just to be made.

Jesus Christ, are people infuriatingly, willfully stupid about misinterpreting "Ban Bossy." Nobody fucking wants to literally outlaw the use of the word, fuckdroids. They call it that because it's catchy and alliterative. Do you write angry letters to Pringles demanding to know why the fun stopped after you popped? If…

Fair point. On the other hand I can't imagine watching a movie about Steubenville in the style of 12 Years A Slave without my hair going white.

So, best-case scenario, this is The Help with hackers. The Tech Support.

As horrifying as this would be, their rationale makes it sound like she was just the only single female Scientologist they could think of. Kind of like how I ship Will Graham and Sonya Cross from The Bridge because I can't think of any other ambiguously autistic crime drama protagonists.

So crafty, our Nick. I should tell him my secret trick for getting free water from the water fountain.

I knew Nick Cannon was a troll, but I didn't realize he was the worst kind: the kind who thinks he invented the concept.

I was never particularly attached to HIMYM (it wasn't until the fanfare around the finale that I was able to remember what the acronym even meant), but it's unfortunate that the practice of using a dead woman as a speed bump for a male one's development is apparently no longer exclusive to drama.

I would love to see Takei actually host, but I would love even more to see him host without all the skits being about dry cleaners and bad drivers, and those are two very different things.

It's Florida, that's just the producer.

Good call. It's literally just footage of your childhood pet's burial. They personalize it for everyone.

Ugh. I already had some residual cringing going on for that thing she said the other day about how Lena Dunham was "promoting diabetes" by being fatter than most people on TV but thinner than most people you see in real life, and this doesn't help.