Between this and the "Arthur" remake, clearly her agent heard me say I'd watch her in just about anything and took that as a challenge.

A woman I work with was an extra this season. Friday is going to be hell of unproductive because everyone is going to be surreptitiously trying to pick her out while they're on deadline.

"Can't fire yourself from one cannon directly into another at the opposite end of the room?" said Gatsby. "Why, of course you can!"

Go home, western civilization, you're drunk.

Seriously, Piers Morgan, cram it with walnuts, you Earth 2 Colin Firth-looking ass.

Being a blogger makes you an "obesity expert" now? I would be terrible at it because I have an overabundance of integrity, or at the very least Irish Catholic guilt, but wingnut welfare seems like a really sweet racket if one can get past that.

The time to make a live-action Rescue Rangers (and I'm not necessarily saying there ever was one) was in the early to mid-00s. Now all the people who watched it as kids are aging out of that "ALL POP CULTURE WAS PERFECT WHEN I WAS A KID SHARE IF U AGREE" phase.

As a dude, I can say there's no experience more harrowing than someone failing to reward my mediocrity.

I don't think he doesn't care, nor do I think he's a misogynist, and I appreciate his treatment of women in his work, especially compared to the bulk of mainstream fiction. I just think it's kind of weird and smug to cite that as somehow proof that that tweet wasn't meant the way it sounded.

Namedropping his own work is like a super-narcissistic variation on "I have several X friends." "Hey, if I didn't like women, would I be so wonderful and empathetic in writing them?"

Wait, if Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead, how is his character in "Happiness" still around?

Seems about right.

Starfuckers need to stay out of journalism, and she has always been among our most craven starfuckers. (In the metaphorical sense, not a sex-shaming thing.)

Ooh, you've got me pegged, bro. Full-on anti-child molestation piece of shit, that's me.

WHY DO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH JENNY MCCARTHY ON A THING HELP

Yep. It's easy to know more than anyone else when you're the one making it up.

Don't let them off the hook. Some of them are paranoid schizophrenics, and most of them are mediocre white boys who need imaginary dots to connect to convince themselves they're special.

Christ, what an asshole.

I love when someone is dumb enough to make it explicit that "politically correct" literally just means "acknowledging that not everyone is white."