Fuck anyone who thinks they get to shame people for finding one thing sad without namechecking literally every other sad thing, world without end, amen.

He was a titan. I hate to get florid, but that's the word that keeps coming to mind. If you did a word cloud of everyone's favorite performance by him, "no, wait" would dwarf everything else.

Fuck yes. In all sorts of little, subtle ways. How about Lilo telling her dance instructor how Nani suggested she make a different kind of sandwich for the fish? She completely went along with the ritual to the point that she tried to help her find a solution. I know it's just a little detail, but I just fucking love…

Wait, what are you doing the rest of the time?

Jesus fuck I hate people who talk about "purple" people when they're discussing race. LOL, reducing non-white people to the level of whimsical, imaginary people! Like I needed another reason to find him repulsive.

Careful, Dean Norris. Remember what happened last time you said it.

I'm happy for you. Maybe someday you'll get jokes too.

They had room for this, but not "Please Mr. Kennedy*" or "Young and Beautiful." Or "Doby," for that matter.

Congratulations on correcting all the factual inaccuracies in my deliberately absurd jokes. You seem really cool.

Her?

So between this and Rand "the Robin Thicke of American politics" Paul, I guess "Everyone is in the exact same circumstances as my family members" is official policy now?

If you're really asking (I have a hard time with rhetorical questions), I don't think so at all. If we could consciously choose our triggers, we wouldn't have any.

No, I did not realize that. My comment about a drawing being proof that she was lying about her age and "sheeple" being a term for people from New Zealand was entirely, 100% serious. Well-spotted.

WHAT 17-YEAR-OLD KNOWS WHAT A GRAMOPHONE LOOKS LIKE? WAKE UP, SHEEPLE. ("Sheeple" is what people from New Zealand prefer to be called.)

Voguing. Of course, she's on record as being a racist piece of shit in general.

"You acted like you invented something a black subculture had been doing for years? Whoa, me too!" They fuckin' deserve each other.

Michael Abromovich is Marshall Raylan Giveit in Lustified.

Excommunication on Main St.
Hip Hop Will Come Again in Glory
Begotten, Not Made in the U.S.A.
Host in the Machine

I just can't get behind it as catchy or an earworm. Half the song he's not even attempting rhyme or meter. It's not rap, it's slam poetry.

It's one of the only things with a Grammy presence I've heard, but half the stuff I don't think I've heard, I usually end up hearing and then going "Oh, THAT'S [song]?"