I most certainly did not think "Thrift Shop" was catchy. Libel, madam.

That was pretty great but I don't feel like it needed the title cards. All they do is emphasize the contrast between the audio and the video, which kind of speaks for itself already.

We should try and get #FuckPhyllis trending, then maybe we'll get school off.

Is it really? I feel like the "look at this embarrassing yearbook photo of a famous person" is a fairly common, benign trend. And those are usually politicians with embarrassing '70s hair; this is a guy who's fairly goofy-looking by design.

Of course it is. It is not, however, possible to imply that simply not being a homophobe/racist/misogynist doesn't automatically make you Honorary King of the Oppressed Peoples without straight white people who fancy themselves progressive freaking the fuck out. Never come between an ally and their cookies.

The fact that Macklemore is the type of guy who Instagrams himself sending a text meant to make himself look humble is really "ally" culture in a nutshell. Certain people, you get the sense their enthusiasm for doing good is proportional to their visibility doing it.

Yeah, but at least those aren't "literally disgusting." They disgust me in a metaphorical sense.

Somewhere Clint Eastwood's going "Why isn't anyone but me upset that Beyonce was grinding on the president?"

She is wonderful and "She Keeps Me Warm" is a better song in every conceivable way.

Seriously. Awful nice of Madonna to cut in on the only actual queer person involved in the song.

He also told David Gregory that women have no institutional disadvantages because his sister is an OB-GYN. He then proceeded to worry that it's men who are falling behind, although by his logic they can just run for Senate on the family name.

I can't hear this song's title without immediately assuming it's this.

"Just you hosers wait," Papa Biebs thinks. "The Hancock look is gonna be HUGE in 2014. You'll be kicking yourselves so hard you'll have to go the hospital. And pay for it."

Well, these are the same people who think "shoved down their throat" is the best metaphor Jesus ever invented.

That's gonna fuck up the lens.

I might be able to laugh this off more easily if the mainstream media didn't also treat autism as a punishment.

If that's not a typo, that's not what "in lieu of" means. Although I guess strictly speaking, that sentence is true.

I am personally so appreciative of the Right to Life activists who planted that pro-life seed in me as a young girl

I meant the blunder of producing an entire episode of an HBO show without nudity.

"True Detective" had an entirely nudity-free pilot. [snorts] Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.