True fact: Rock has disavowed that bit because so many idiot white people like this dandy started running with it.

I never wonder why someone's a racist, kid. The answer is always "because they're a fucking moron."

Oh fuck me, one of these.

Lord, if you can't give aneurysms to all the white people who fling the n-bomb around, can you at least take care of the ones who insist they're somehow not using it to mean black people?

I'm suddenly no longer disappointed she eschews the label of feminist.

Jesus, imagine having less common sense than a guy named Scooter.

Somewhere there exists an alternate timeline where t-shirts with Paul Muni on them are a lucrative investment.

I like that WoWS one better than the "Scarface for Douchebags" one, mostly because Scarface is already Scarface for Douchebags.

Two parents sleeping in the same bed and the kid going into bed… It is confusing in a sense.

There's no way to defend the use of the word. It was all about intention

Goddamnit, Kristen Bell, why can't you ever do anything wrong?

Yep. One more season after the current one.

See, this is why it never pays to write off entire regions based on their representation at the federal level. Some of the toughest, smartest queer people I know are from what the uninitiate would consider the full-on "Deliverance" South. Between this and those two ridiculously fucking cute dads doing their daughters'…

I'm thinking Blanchett or Adams. Adams is a longer shot but I think it speaks well to her chances that she made it in with nobody handicapping it, and she's definitely someone who's paid her dues. (Blanchett has too, but she's already won.)

Not only does Justified get the best people, it gets the most unexpectedly great performances out of them. Patton Oswalt as a badass, Dave Foley as a genuinely scary gangster, fucking Cameron Frye as a desperate criminal dentist? I can't wait to see what they do with Steenburgen. I'm really sad the show's ending, but…

And also literally all the other ones.

Yeah, it's definitely got to be a double-edged sword being the muse of a director who kicks around like 10 projects at any given time, only a percentage of which will ever actually be produced.

It's been talked about, but he's denied it. It was only within the past few days that it came out that he was almost certainly lying.

So do you think "The Wolf of Wall Street" would have cleaned up like that if it had come out earlier than yesterday that, oops, the notorious liar and grifter this movie is about was probably lying about not making any money from it? (Genuinely wondering, since I'm on record as liking the movie a lot.)

Thank you for warning us of the perils of narcissism, person who literally suggested Katie Couric losing her show was God's punishment for asking you a question you were unprepared for.