Seems about right.

Starfuckers need to stay out of journalism, and she has always been among our most craven starfuckers. (In the metaphorical sense, not a sex-shaming thing.)

Ooh, you've got me pegged, bro. Full-on anti-child molestation piece of shit, that's me.

WHY DO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH JENNY MCCARTHY ON A THING HELP

Yep. It's easy to know more than anyone else when you're the one making it up.

Don't let them off the hook. Some of them are paranoid schizophrenics, and most of them are mediocre white boys who need imaginary dots to connect to convince themselves they're special.

Christ, what an asshole.

I love when someone is dumb enough to make it explicit that "politically correct" literally just means "acknowledging that not everyone is white."

Fuck anyone who thinks they get to shame people for finding one thing sad without namechecking literally every other sad thing, world without end, amen.

He was a titan. I hate to get florid, but that's the word that keeps coming to mind. If you did a word cloud of everyone's favorite performance by him, "no, wait" would dwarf everything else.

Fuck yes. In all sorts of little, subtle ways. How about Lilo telling her dance instructor how Nani suggested she make a different kind of sandwich for the fish? She completely went along with the ritual to the point that she tried to help her find a solution. I know it's just a little detail, but I just fucking love…

Wait, what are you doing the rest of the time?

Jesus fuck I hate people who talk about "purple" people when they're discussing race. LOL, reducing non-white people to the level of whimsical, imaginary people! Like I needed another reason to find him repulsive.

Careful, Dean Norris. Remember what happened last time you said it.

I'm happy for you. Maybe someday you'll get jokes too.

They had room for this, but not "Please Mr. Kennedy*" or "Young and Beautiful." Or "Doby," for that matter.

Congratulations on correcting all the factual inaccuracies in my deliberately absurd jokes. You seem really cool.

Her?

So between this and Rand "the Robin Thicke of American politics" Paul, I guess "Everyone is in the exact same circumstances as my family members" is official policy now?

If you're really asking (I have a hard time with rhetorical questions), I don't think so at all. If we could consciously choose our triggers, we wouldn't have any.