You can keep Young Glowery Englishman and Middle-Aged Glowery Englishman, Rebecca Hall is everything.

The really fucked-up thing about those Beach Bodies covers is that the "Guess Who" is never even someone you'd have heard of; like, they deliberately seek out c-listers so they'll have someone to fat-shame.

So the Crossroads Demon just gives you success now, rather than the talent that leads to it? Shit, the recession's hurting everyone.

People stuck 5 decades in the past celebrating the passage of time seems counterintuitive.

Exactly what she said.

No, I know, I was making a joke (clearly kind of a bad, ambiguous one) about how people who fuck up hardly ever apologize in a straightforward, responsible way.

I am sorry. Without reservation or qualification

That George Clooney anecdote is really cute. (Also, supposedly the guy they eventually got to sing for him, Dan Tyminski, told his wife he got the gig and she said "Your voice coming from George Clooney? My fantasies are coming true!")

Well, it's accurate the same way the "n—er just means 'ignorant,' it's nothing to do with race" argument is accurate— that is, it's not accurate at all, but that doesn't change the fact that it's already the indisputable truth for lots of awful people.

Whole Foods? How folksy of him.

"140 years. That's your grandmothers living and dying back-to-back. That's how recently you could buy a guy."
-Louis CK

Holy shit. That statement is careening towards Embarrassing Uncle territory. I kept expecting her to say that come on, EVERY race has been slaves at SOME point in history.

Wait, this guy isn't on American Horror Story?

So I just got back from this, and I have to say, I didn't see much glorification going on. There's plenty that's entertaining, but I didn't for a minute think it wasn't about repulsive people no one should emulate.

I just neglect to read it for the articles, I swear.

I'm sure it's only a matter of time; hell, I'll bet post-Argo everyone's on the lookout for longform articles strange-but-true enough to be films.

Holy shit. Keyser Soze is real and female.

Haven't the younger Duck People implied that he's wanted to get way more Jesus-y on the air and they've talked him down because that doesn't sell as well?

This is from the scene where Solomon is nearly to the Emerald City so Brad Pitt uses the cotton to make him fall asleep.

Nope, it's a variation on a reallllly old racist joke trope about a black woman naming her daughter "Vagina" or some such.