Glad he at least made a proper apology. Growing up in a racially-diverse school where the white kids tended to be from deeper in the suburbs, I can't tell you how many people I heard make ad nauseam "LOLOL 'ghetto names'" jokes who would have been aghast if you suggested that was racist.

And yet you said "innocent until proven guilty" in response to someone calling your hero a murderer. So an Internet comment= a conviction?

Also fun: this delightful, fully capable of functioning in society gentleman is currently defending George Zimmerman because "innocent until proven guilty." That goes right the fuck out the window when you're shitting your pants over The Blacks, I see.

Yeesh, calm down. Don't dismember me and fap on my remains. I know how you people are.

The vast majority of serial killers and spree killers are pissed-off white men with no discernible talent. I assume you're okay with extra scrutiny based on that. Hey, stereotypes exist for a reason, bro.

The IRS: Because sometimes you just can't get a murderer on murder.

I am sincerely sorry. I need to be less of a dipshit and adopt your erudite, scholarly arguments, like "You're a communist" and "I bet you like it in the ass."

So is anyone who disagrees with you "mindlessly indoctrinated" by definition? You must get lonely being so smart.

Hahaha, senior, you clearly are one, whether you're just smart enough to eschew the identification or not. Either own it or be less of a dipshit.

MRAs: Because when you get right down to it, only cunts and homos would ever disagree with you.

Now you're just being weird.

And next falls the pseudointellectual facade. Boy, it's a good thing we cleared up my sex before you could start in with the rape threats.

Done with that whole "pretending not to be a misogynist" thing, I see.

[hits buzzer] Ooh! Things jezzieechochamber said when the cops asked if he raped that woman!

Bro, you just used "feminist" as an insult. You're fuckin' fedorable.

Well, just do what you do every time you hear someone repeating a negative and ignore it.

Funny, BlingCro$byisaDudelmlst doesn't LOOK like a comically tiny penis.

Another lesson in why dumb people should not try to sound smart: you just said the women in Congress and the feminists outside are making noise about Selective Service.

The war thing always baffled me, especially when they brought Selective Service into the mix. I was not aware fealty to the military-industrial complex was such a central tenet of feminism before MRAs shoutsplained it to me.

The Cartoon History of the Modern World/Universe, or any of the other volumes, really. $15-ish, Amazon