Well, it's accurate the same way the "n—er just means 'ignorant,' it's nothing to do with race" argument is accurate— that is, it's not accurate at all, but that doesn't change the fact that it's already the indisputable truth for lots of awful people.

Whole Foods? How folksy of him.

"140 years. That's your grandmothers living and dying back-to-back. That's how recently you could buy a guy."
-Louis CK

Holy shit. That statement is careening towards Embarrassing Uncle territory. I kept expecting her to say that come on, EVERY race has been slaves at SOME point in history.

Wait, this guy isn't on American Horror Story?

So I just got back from this, and I have to say, I didn't see much glorification going on. There's plenty that's entertaining, but I didn't for a minute think it wasn't about repulsive people no one should emulate.

I just neglect to read it for the articles, I swear.

I'm sure it's only a matter of time; hell, I'll bet post-Argo everyone's on the lookout for longform articles strange-but-true enough to be films.

Holy shit. Keyser Soze is real and female.

Haven't the younger Duck People implied that he's wanted to get way more Jesus-y on the air and they've talked him down because that doesn't sell as well?

This is from the scene where Solomon is nearly to the Emerald City so Brad Pitt uses the cotton to make him fall asleep.

Nope, it's a variation on a reallllly old racist joke trope about a black woman naming her daughter "Vagina" or some such.

Glad he at least made a proper apology. Growing up in a racially-diverse school where the white kids tended to be from deeper in the suburbs, I can't tell you how many people I heard make ad nauseam "LOLOL 'ghetto names'" jokes who would have been aghast if you suggested that was racist.

And yet you said "innocent until proven guilty" in response to someone calling your hero a murderer. So an Internet comment= a conviction?

Also fun: this delightful, fully capable of functioning in society gentleman is currently defending George Zimmerman because "innocent until proven guilty." That goes right the fuck out the window when you're shitting your pants over The Blacks, I see.

Yeesh, calm down. Don't dismember me and fap on my remains. I know how you people are.

The vast majority of serial killers and spree killers are pissed-off white men with no discernible talent. I assume you're okay with extra scrutiny based on that. Hey, stereotypes exist for a reason, bro.

The IRS: Because sometimes you just can't get a murderer on murder.

I am sincerely sorry. I need to be less of a dipshit and adopt your erudite, scholarly arguments, like "You're a communist" and "I bet you like it in the ass."

So is anyone who disagrees with you "mindlessly indoctrinated" by definition? You must get lonely being so smart.