Hahaha, senior, you clearly are one, whether you're just smart enough to eschew the identification or not. Either own it or be less of a dipshit.

MRAs: Because when you get right down to it, only cunts and homos would ever disagree with you.

Now you're just being weird.

And next falls the pseudointellectual facade. Boy, it's a good thing we cleared up my sex before you could start in with the rape threats.

Done with that whole "pretending not to be a misogynist" thing, I see.

[hits buzzer] Ooh! Things jezzieechochamber said when the cops asked if he raped that woman!

Bro, you just used "feminist" as an insult. You're fuckin' fedorable.

Well, just do what you do every time you hear someone repeating a negative and ignore it.

Funny, BlingCro$byisaDudelmlst doesn't LOOK like a comically tiny penis.

Another lesson in why dumb people should not try to sound smart: you just said the women in Congress and the feminists outside are making noise about Selective Service.

The war thing always baffled me, especially when they brought Selective Service into the mix. I was not aware fealty to the military-industrial complex was such a central tenet of feminism before MRAs shoutsplained it to me.

The Cartoon History of the Modern World/Universe, or any of the other volumes, really. $15-ish, Amazon

They can't be that hard to find; you just described pretty much every male celebrity pop culture deems attractive.

It's diversity! You never see attractive fat women paired with sketchoid bodybuilders doing Khal Drogo/Travis Bickle mashup cosplay.

I've learned pretty much everyone who self-applies the word is someone like this and should be avoided.

Damn that eighty-years-old Shinto religion.

Only half of him has a race? What's the other half?

Assigning value to sex based on how much is "there" is some serious "Forty-Year-Old Virgin" shit.

Hating Twilight because it's racist is the pop-culture equivalent of getting Al Capone for tax evasion.

That's rich, considering she's already in violation of the law against actually fascinating people showing up on these things, the miscreant.