Well, yeah, but going against the laws of nature is kind of tabloids' MO.
What even are headlines about how so-and-so "didn't have to die?" Prior to this were we just supposed to assume that dying horribly is a natural, necessary consequence of getting into a car?
When they find out, their main concern will just be that they accidentally self-identified as Colombians.
Ugh, Paul Ryan Chic is no better than Bro Lumberjack Chic.
So let's raise the bar
Intercourse to the stars.
You found him! Yay!
That ending might have been more devastating than "You're Getting Old."
They can't just give this money to Hannibal?
Nobody will say anything terrible about this, and if I never look, it'll be like I was right.
I like how they clarified they meant Mao Zedong and not some other Mao Tse-Tung.
I am skeptical and sarcastic about your diagnosis, as per your instructions.
Protip: When concern-trolling, it helps not to use ableist terms for the people you claim to be doing it on behalf of.
"My nonspecific, unsubstantiated statement about overdiagnoses, on the other hand, should be accepted without question."
I was thinking the same thing re: her age. I'm also glad because I feel like she appeals to an age group that tends to have come of age in a society that didn't really understand ASDs (not that we fully understand them now) and might be more likely to dismiss it as a crutch.
Psssh, if I want that I can watch "Key & Peele" for free.
Welp, time to play another game of "Can I avoid this but also kind of get all the jokes about it?" (I'm doing pretty well; I still don't think I've ever heard "Blurred Lines" all the way through.)
No, it's for Troilus, doy. This will end poorly.
I feel like the noises he made would be so annoying it wouldn't be worth it.
If the word "moist" were a person it would be Zach Braff.