I still have no idea what you're talking about. I said I was sorry, I don't understand why you're still mad at me.

Forthcoming WMATA ad campaigns:
"Even the inscrutable Chinee is excited about our new routes!"
"Remember to be safe on the Metro, or you'll fall onto the tracks like some drunken Irish layabout."
"Gyppos stole your car? Why not take public transit?"
"Ride Metro, you fucking Polack."

So all of you who had "half an hour" in the betting pool, looks like this is your lucky day.

How about the fact that a person's health, actual or perceived (and no, statistical analysis does not make you an individual fat person's doctor), has zero bearing on whether or not it's okay to be a dick to them?

Wait, they can show Amy Adams-hosing on television?!

Amy Adams IS Princess Merida in "Brave 2: Studio 54."

I'm not sure what that means but I'm still sorry; I'm still trying to figure out how to edit to get rid of my stupid original comment. I know I'm stupid and I know I should kill myself.

I mean, the insufferability kind of gives it away.

I assume it's a typo, and Mayer was attempting a Frankenstein's monster-esque "How you love? What mean this 'love?'" Then he and Katy Perry ran out of flower petals to throw in the lake so he drowned her.

Sorry. Deleting original comment. I'm a stupid asshole. I'm sorry.

Kelly is a smart person who knows the angles, weighed the options and decided evil is where the money is. She is entirely correct.

At the risk of sounding like everyone's pretentious coworker, Al-Jazeera or BBC.

This is why I roll my eyes every time I hear some centrist-ass Jon Stewart type smirk about how Fox and MSNBC are two sides of the same credibility-free coin. I readily admit MSNBC has plenty of loud dicks who are clearly only there out of some misguided need to beat Fox at the game they invented, but there is no…

I don't think any less of anyone who finds this movie's marketing campaign funny, and my comment made no mention of them. But nice job ending a comment scolding me for perceived condescension with "Get over yourself, kid."

CNN: For Fuck's Sake.

she didn't say anything about disabled people at all.

Kind of surprised it's gone comparatively unmentioned how ridiculously fucking ableist Kang is on top of everything else. Does her seething contempt for everyone who works out less than she does (or just looks like they do) apply to, say, people with cerebral palsy?
Actually, probably, so never mind.

Oh, I see, you're one of those people who confuses "I personally don't give a shit" with "no one gives a shit."
Also, why is "professional" in scare-quotes? Critics who are paid to critique are professionals. That is the word for what they do.

I'll still see it, but if the "put the funniest stuff in the trailer" rule applies, and they came up with "yelling 'let's go have interracial sex'", I fear for it.