"It is okay to not like things, it is just not okay to ever express that dislike."

"HAW HAW HAW U DON'T THINK SOMETHING IS FUNNY AND POSTED A COMMENT EXPRESSING THAT SENTIMENT UR SO STOOPID."

You misspelled "most obnoxious, overdone, getting-old-faster-than-Walter-Donovan" in your lede there.

Nigella Lawson's ex-husband says he never saw her do drugs, but that's not stopping him from saying he thinks she did do drugs. Sigh.

Make up your mind.

Has anyone popularly known as "[X] Mom" ever not been awful? I'm pretty sure not, but I'm just making sure.

I'm pretty much perfectly aligned with Alec Baldwin politically and I'd still rather have a beer with Jack Donaghy.

White women are, as ever, a bridge too far.

Sex-with-douchebags-negative feminism: the shame of our nation.

Sex Ed with Elias from Clerks 2.

No girls allowed! Girls are gross, especially when they have sex! [eyes dart from side to side] Also no queers.

TMZ thinking there is any such character as "Hans" Solo is by far the grossest thing about this.

Me-OW. That's what I get for impugning a Guy On The Internet's genius, I guess.

"Nobody here claimed to know anybody's BMI. However, I know all these women's BMI."

Are frat bros who dress up as patriarchal imperialists who think they know what's best for everyone really even wearing costumes?

You are an American hero and probably really fun to be around. I especially like how you know that "looking at a picture of them" and "looking at a picture of them and being told their height" are the same thing.

You know what we need way, way more of? People who believe they can tell someone's BMI by looking at a picture of them. Those people are so smart and awesome.

"I didn't say it shouldn't exist, just that it's sad and disgusting!"