I think the main reason Sandra Day O'Connor isn't a feminist is that she thought it would be an awesome idea to retire while Bush was president.

We have a cat named Tessie (because she has red socks, you see) that we started calling "Tessie Bear" on the basis of these videos; now we find ourselves just calling her "the bear" more than we call her by her actual name. Teddy Bear's the best.

Seriously. The fanboys are getting really het up at the suggestion that they're fanboys, and yet they a) unquestioningly accept Zimmerman's side of the story and b) have written Martin off as a dangerous thug based on his social media activity but don't think Zimmerman's arrest for assaulting someone deserves the same…

Thank God Miles isn't a Sin City fan.

Well, we already saw how they react to not having the national monuments. That was pretty funny. "Wait, what things does the government do again?" They were like a child who runs away from home and then comes home when he finishes the four Twinkies he packed.

Ha, seriously? I thought that was just something we said to mock them.

Some really vindictive part of me thinks it would be worth it to see libertarians' ideal world come to pass just because it would be fun to watch them last about ten minutes in it.

I like when trolls are polite enough to identify themselves as such.

Oh, they're here in force. And insisting that they're not his shitty little fanboys as they defend literally everything he did and mock the kid he killed.

"I'm not happy Martin was killed! I just have multiple nicknames I use to mock him, because I think it's funny that he's dead!"

He's like if Reddit was a person.

Once again, if true, this will do nothing to diminish him in the eyes of the type of people who already admired him.

Makin' movies, makin' songs and shootin' 'round the world!

I mean, this is coming from a country that thinks the William and Harry creatures are attractive, so...

I bet you don't even own a television. Tell me all about who you think is the most underrated beat poet.

Yep. Remember after Angelina Jolie's mastectomy when everybody was scandalized about fratboy randos tweeting that they felt bad for Brad Pitt? I mean, what did they expect, when our culture keeps reinforcing the idea that the most insidious threat posed by breast cancer is the loss of a boner?

Hey gurl. Got a cask of Imountalady in my cellar. Hop-Frog on down and maybe you can William my Wilson. I'll give your heart a tale to tell.

More accurately, Depp thinks he might be (or rather, thinks his grandmother might be), but has still lived as a white person his entire life.

Ha, I can't believe you stupid bitches didn't get that she was only dressed as an insulting, racist caricature who sings a song about how Indians are red because they're embarrassed. Stoopid PC libruls.

Maybe someday you'll remember your 4chan login and you won't have to waste your time with all the stupid PC libruls who think racism is bad, those queers.