can you also help me located the 30 miles long runway?

Double comments piss me off the most.

Have you ever tried to convince an old man that they’re wrong about something?

PyeongBang amirite!

Oh good, the Michigan State child sexual assault fan rears his head again

ESPN: We Don’t Know Why You’re Still Watching, Either.

Well that was just weird.

Hey Guys,

They both do tbh.

Arkansas’ coaching search will be quite the bielemma.

Yeaaaaaaaah, I was gonna say... Kansas made it into something it wasn’t, and destroyed them and trash talked (I particularly liked “Stick to basketball...”)... I’m no OU fan, but this was totally warranted...

Rock chalk.. go fuck yourself. Butler plays in a more competitive league.

In front of the children?????? Dear God.

just a simple man eatin’ stuffed crust and thinkin’ ‘bout his daughter’s tatas

I ate a Pizza Pocket yesterday and now I don’t know where I stand politically.

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Not to get too personal, but as someone who’s been “the ugly friend” and had hangups about my physical appearance, her op-ed reads a lot like her taking advantage of an opportunity to air her dirty laundry in public about some lingering insecurities. I recognize a lot of the thought processes and rationalization.

Most of the racism I experienced in Korea was due to lack of life experiences. Homogeny is the rule of the day and most people’s ideas of black people came from either A) Western Media and/or B) second and third-hand accounts of the LA Riots. My students all assumed I could dunk a basketball and I could rap. I had a…