How's the story going to "complete itself"? Is ESPN going to ACTUALLY investigate this time? Is ND going to investigate? They've already released a statement that sounds like it's closed on their end..... Part of this story is about people NOT DOING THEIR JOBS and actually looking into this stuff.

But wouldn't picking a remote place like "Wisconsin" or "Nebraska" fit more with what most people think of as fat? I'm from Detroit so maybe my vision is skewed, but I don't think most people think "fat" when they read/hear Detroit. I think they think "poor". Maybe not insulting.....but a pretty poor analogy me…

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There were a couple....

No Datsyuk? Why does he get no love?

Sean, I hate your brother with a fiery passion. When he played for the Ducks and made havoc for my beloved Red Wings, I seriously wanted him to be beaten to bloody pulp by our enforcers. He has the most punchable face in the world. I'm assuming, as he is your brother, you feel the same way?

Sean, I hate your brother with a fiery passion. When he played for the Ducks and made havoc for my beloved Red Wings, I seriously wanted him to be beaten to bloody pulp by our enforcers. He has the most punchable face in the world. I'm assuming, as he is your brother, you feel the same way?

Sean, I hate your brother with a fiery passion. When he played for the Ducks and made havoc for my beloved Red Wings, I seriously wanted him to be beaten to bloody pulp by our enforcers. He has the most punchable face in the world. I'm assuming, as he is your brother, you feel the same way?

Sean, I hate your brother with a fiery passion. When he played for the Ducks and made havoc for my beloved Red Wings, I seriously wanted him to be beaten to bloody pulp by our enforcers. He has the most punchable face in the world. I'm assuming, as he is your brother, you feel the same way?

Sean, I hate your brother with a fiery passion. When he played for the Ducks and made havoc for my beloved Red Wings, I seriously wanted him to be beaten to bloody pulp by our enforcers. He has the most punchable face in the world. I'm assuming, as he is your brother, you feel the same way?

Sean, I hate your brother with a fiery passion. When he played for the Ducks and made havoc for my beloved Red Wings, I seriously wanted him to be beaten to bloody pulp by our enforcers. He has the most punchable face in the world. I'm assuming, as he is your brother, you feel the same way?

Sean, I hate your brother with a fiery passion. When he played for the Ducks and made havoc for my beloved Red Wings, I seriously wanted him to be beaten to bloody pulp by our enforcers. He has the most punchable face in the world. I'm assuming, as he is your brother, you feel the same way?

Sean, I hate your brother with a fiery passion. When he played for the Ducks and made havoc for my beloved Red Wings, I seriously wanted him to be beaten to bloody pulp by our enforcers. He has the most punchable face in the world. I'm assuming, as he is your brother, you feel the same way?