Do you people not know that there is a perforated opening in the box of cans that allows you to lay them on their side and they roll out to you as you need them?

Like are we not all doing this?

Here’s a great Unethical Life Pro Tip: Since the cowards at G/O Media have suspended comments at Deadspin, come on over to Lifehacker to tell Jim Spanfeller what a horrible piece of shit he is. Fuck you, Jim, you spineless waste of space!

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads (g-omediafeedback@googlegroups.com) and telling them how bad they are at their jobs.

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads…

Is Evil Week behind the decision for autoplay videos and ads my Chrome can’t stop from playing?

Some people are saying that Trump raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

> Shave between showering and getting dressed.

No, shave IN the shower, unless you have fancy facial hair that needs precision cutting.

I use an electric shaver to trim the only part of my face for which I need accuracy (sideburns), then wet-shave in the shower. It is much, MUCH easier than shaving over a sink. You…

I mean who wouldn’t dap up Reggie Bush? To go from High School straight to the NFL after a few years of not playing is an amazing feat.

+1 bells & smells

Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.

(music theory joke incoming) Too bad all the Jets’ harmonies of late are based around m2, M7, A4, and d5 dissonances. 

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

I honestly thought that was like a selfie stick with a large baked potato on the end.

Wikipedia is hard to read?

Massive? They’re like 15 pixels tall... you call that massive?

Solid critique from a guy with [checks history] all of one comment.

If you tacitly accept xenophobic, race-baiting corruption as a means to your “lower taxes” end, you are in fact xenophobic, race-baiting, and corrupt.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

No need to call the police for everything. Sort it out youself! Christ.