It is unfortunate that many managers care more about being the boss than about being leaders.

he gets that off and I’m still in the grey, eph me!

It is okay to call a racist a racist

Point of order: Their gerrymandering isn’t technically illegal according to the Supreme Court.

Provel cheese sucks

Hehehehe, vertical hehehehehe shaft

My understanding is that RGB clerks are asked if they would be willing to go full Weekend at Bernie’s if necessary during the interview process.

Yeah, I’d hate your kid to think that people like Steve Jobs, Oprah, Martha Stewart, Carl Sagan, Richard Branson, or Elon Musk were successful people.

Somebody please ask Trump if he will consider pardoning this guy.

I spent $2.99 on Master of Reality (Black Sabbath) cassette tape on a road trip in the middle of nowhere Arizona sometime in the early 90's.  Changed my world!

I store water in my freezer, then use the resulting ice to make liquids I drink colder!  

Video and music services, free shipping is the extra.

This is the beginning of the Jon Jones babyface turn.

This happens to me all the time, too. I know I suck and I always slice my drive, so I will line up aiming to hit it into the trees knowing my slice will bring me back perfectly into the middle of the fairway. Inevitably, I will knock it perfectly straight and OB.

Khabib is a legit gangster; Conor is a wangster.

What, you don’t think that four old men with a chain can accurately mark the exact position of a football and determine whether it went ten yards!?! They have a chain, a chain!!

They are the Browns.

He’s what a dumb persons thinks a smart person is.

Mario Kart on sale for $45, today of all days. Is this a crazy coincidence or a Wal-Mart jab?

Mario Kart on sale for $45, today of all days. Is this a crazy coincidence or a Wal-Mart jab?