Childcare costs are insane, he’ll probably brake even just by not having to pay that.

I had no idea the Timberwolves charged actual money to watch their games. Huh, learn something new every day!

More that they also cut off nachos.

You aren’t really living in New Mexico if you haven’t had your life threatened. That’s just how we roll!

PHOTOSHOPPED!

Quit jerking around, we all know XXX is hands down the best!

Good question, but slut shaming isn’t cool.

“post-doping era”

You are correct, it wasn’t a “rubber match” not because of your understanding but because it was between two Catholic schools.

The Dallas Cowboys have reportedly inquired in to his availability.

“Hopefully it is an isolated case.”

“Trying to Make Bad Relationships Work” doesn’t just apply to people you are dating. Realizing it is time to move on from that buddy you hung out with in college or high school that never seems to quite pull his side of the friendship. It isn’t about a lack of loyalty, remember they need to be loyal to you as well.…

+infinity

I think there is a Tool song about this...

ugh, brutal

If you are giving options, as suggested, a reply of “sounds good” could end up being ambiguous. That is the opposite of a good email.

I don’t care what your advanced analytics say, I go with my experience and gut instinct when calling a coin flip!

They were worried they would end up with Doug Marrone.

The math is easy: Age/2 + 7 Works from 18 to 118!

Sasha Kaun, I feel for you