#Handies?

Large binders are great for hiding booze at work!

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Lane Kiffin?

Having to choose passing or playing is an absolutely ridiculous rule. Do you honestly think any family would ever ever ever want to pass? That has literally happened zero times in the history of Family Feud. Why even ask who plays. Do the showdown, whoever wins it plays. Plain and simple. This is absolutely ridiculous.

The ball actually gets “brighter” from the reflection of light off the upright as it passed through (yes, through).

One fuck he gives: FUCK CANCER!

If I could move my hand that fast, I would never leave the house!

My Note 2 has been fantastic for this. I have an extended battery and a 64GB micro sd card. I can store tons of music, so I don’t have to burn data to stream music (or video if I am traveling).

Not sure “impact” was the word best suited, or maybe it was the perfect word.

Fuck Cancer!

Austin has offered to settle out of court with Tyler Reddick for a dollar and some envelopes.

Once saw flight attendant trying to move a bag that was sideways, guy pipes from a few rows back and tells her that he flies all the time and it won’t fit unless it is sideways. She pulls his bag off the rack, rearranges the other bags, puts a bag from an older lady in the bin then smiles at the guy and says “Thanks,…

Did you ever get a “Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Champions” t-shirt when you were in the Romanian orphanage?

using a buddy’s credit card, a russian mail order bride for him

first concert I went to when finally returning to the US after a 6 year heiatus in the south pacific

Watching a fat man with game is the best part of sports.

Seems to be the size and shape of something I saw in your mom’s bedroom.

I fully expect Jones and Torre be dominate figures at ESPN in 5-10 years. It will be fantastic, I truly enjoy their contributions. For now, I enjoy Lebatard each day and take the small bits of the younger generation when I can.

Ceiling, yes; current reality, no.