If I’m not working while I am drinking, why would I want to water down a legit IPA to make it a “session” beer?

I, and the world, need the same for “Whoomp! (There it is)!”

Seriously, does this make Dan Lebatard #2 in highbrow on ESPN after Bob Ley?

That’s too many.

That’s too many.

/Walks in to store

/Walks in to store

And how!

Maybe Goodell should accidentally get him in the nuts once.

11 out of 10!

If there is a question as to whether a player is a HOFer, he isn't.

I know it is wrong to cut my burger in half, that is why I announce that I am just giving up and gonna cheat before I do it.

Framly is important.

Remember people, Alzheimer's is no joke, which is why I expect there to be a shitload of discussion about it here in the Deadspin comments.

Remember people, Alzheimer's is no joke, which is why I expect there to be a shitload of discussion about it here in the Deadspin comments.

FUCK Cancer!

P.S. America Fuck Yeah!

"Planes are flown into buildings by well-organized psychopaths."

There is no better way to show the pinnacle of the US empire than televised gluttony. Which is a nice way of saying, this is another reason why planes get flown into buildings.

Hot air ballooning, also an acceptable answer for drinking before 8am.

No mention that he fell out of the boat but failed to hit water.

PING!