Obviously if this guy was any good he wouldn't have needed four years of college.

Who's Mike Trout?

"...it is much better to enjoy the transcendent athletes of their time than it is to constantly look for ways to tear them down."

Anchor = Delta Gamma

OH! That's where Mark Cuban got all his money from.

I feel the same way about Presidential elections.

I hope his jersey number is 47.

Agreed. It should be a high quality known strain not Mexican brick weed.

Never seen them both at the same place at the same time.

May I suggest something classy like; "It sounds like it will get you high as your mom earning the family an extra quart from the milk man."

Believe it or not

...is worth a Jabari Parker in the lottery.

Just falling in or succumbing to hypothermia as a result?

If you have ever asked yourself, "I wonder if I drink too much?" Stop, and think if you have ever asked, "Do I use too much ketchup?" The question is the answer.

Since his shoes cost more than your house, pretty much everywhere is a shit hole for him.

Bogey

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When Nomo had his sinker working it was one of the filthiest pitches ever; John Waters filthy. Apropos that he threw a no-no in Baltimore. The no-no in Coors is under appreciated.

Those are just regular jeans? There is no TV in them or anything?

2 in the cake, 1 in the pudding