Two in the Bush, One in the Cheney.

Tribal Chief: And no take backs!

Batman eating out a chick.

Nice fivehead

Avoid arrest in one simple step: Be rich and white.

+1492

He seems more suited for a spot on the Dolphins leadership committee.

I believe he uses the Suck-Kut.

Deadspinster?

Is it just me or does the Ticket Oak remind anyone else of Stuart Scott? I think its the eyes.

Even if it is all true, you're still a better Parker than Jason Statham. He is the worst.

There I was hosting College Gameday on ESPN. I was about to make my pick for the marquee game of the week. When out of nowhere Bill Murray tackled me, throws my stage prop spear into the crowd, and drops a couple of elbows on me. He helps me up and whispers in my ear, "No one will ever believe you."

+1

One should have reservations about making a blanket statement like that.

Replace England with Mexico, switch out Costa Rica, Honduras, and Panama for Ukraine, Montenegro, and Poland. BAM new article!

I'm not 100% sure about this thread, but I'm pretty damn sure one of you should be making me a sandwich.

Thanks

#FUCK CANCER

Is it just me or does the Brave's logo look like a dong?

+9(mm)