finances are really strange when gender gets involved. like, our neighbour wants us to go halves on a new fence and he asked my mum if it was cool and she basically said "it's not really a great time finance wise for us" and he said (to her face) "that's alright i'll come by later this week and ask your husband"??…

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

Sorry ladies. I win this one.

I found a positive pregnancy test in the bathroom wastebasket. Two years after my vasectomy.

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.…

Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)

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The "caught" part: He had asked me to grab his phone and take it to him at work, since he'd forgotten it. It was on my way to my job so of course I did it. I grabbed it and at some point needed the time or something so I clicked it open (pre-password days) and saw a winky-face text from number with a…

When my girlfriend broke up with me on my birthday. I was enlisted in the Air Force undergoing chemotherapy and radiation for colon cancer. When I underwent my first surgery (a lower anterior resection to remove the tumor) a month prior to my birthday, I was stuck in a military hospital for roughly 9 days for…

My mom was trying to get back in shape after her 4th kid by walking around the neighborhood. She repeatedly saw the same woman walking at the same time as her and so they eventually started up a conversation and became walking buddies. They both talked about their husband and boyfriend, thinking nothing of them…

He'd just come back from a Boy Scout camp (he was a troop leader? I think that's what they're called in English) and as soon as I kissed him hello, he said, "We need to talk." I felt the familiar pang of doom in my belly. I'd been cooking all afternoon for him, but then I could hardly eat. About 11:30 pm we go…

First off I forgot my "Kerwin White" user password and logged out one day on accident and couldn't get back in so here I am, son of Kerwin.

I found a hickey on his neck and scratch marks on his chest and back. I was 9 months pregnant.

I feel like mine's pretty standard, but I want to share anyway. :-P

So I was living in Israel for a few years (I'm American) and fell in love with a soldier. He had an administrative job in the army so he came home every day. After about a year, he said he felt really guilty about "not doing his part" for the army. That he had a sudden urge to fight for his country and had volunteered…

In college, my boyfriend cheated on me with this girl, we all lived in the same dorm, and she paraded around saying and doing things in front of me that really should have clued me in but I just wasn't a jealous person in general and assumed that if my boyfriend of three months wanted to have sex with someone else he…

My ex had a high school friend (whom I'd never met) pass away, and he asked me to go with him to the funeral. I agreed. I couldn't make it to the wake as well because of work so he went with other old high school friends. They stayed out late (supposedly reminiscing), and my ex said he was going to crash there for…

My husband and I separated. I commiserated with my cousin Michelle for most of the summer. We spent many nights that summer drinking, crying and sharing the horrors of our relationships. My husband and I eventually got back together and I moved back into the house. While putting some things into the attic I came…

Bard College, 80s... Took a gut sociology class with my gf who always teased me about her crush on the Prof. One night, she had to leave our dorm for a "rehearsal," and, through our window, I saw her jump in the car of said professor. I jumped in my car, tailed them to his house in nearby Tivoli, NY and staked the…

Everybody sing-a-long!

Good god.