6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

And you just know there are tons of other people doing the same thing. I'm sure there are HP fans buying multiple books, mostly to keep. This is a smart idea. They desperately need money, and these are sure to bring it in. Would people rather the postal service sell out a little, or fail?

Your problem is that you need to hire more wizards, then the stamps will be perfect.

More nerd stamps. When the post office came out with the Marvel/DC comics stamps I bought a TON of them. And yes, I used them on Christmas cards with Batman on them because
1: Batman and Christmas together is hilarious and
2: fuck it, I still love sending things in the mail.

Because getting old is scary in an industry that values youth, probably.

We've got a 70 character limit on headlines, tho.

I wonder if they're related…

Fixed.

He's a tiny Howard Cosell!

The funniest thing about it is that when he's got the mic in his hand he sounds like a news reporter in the middle of a hurricane.

I feel you Noah. I had to watch the news with my grandpa for the power ball too.

Jesus, Conan has another bastard child showboating for attention.

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Since when does being famous mean you give up freedom of speech?

Go on...

I believe the term is douchebaguette?

it's weird because the sign is slutshaming rape victims but then her titty is also in the picture which makes me think I can't categorize her as a prude and those are the two categories we traditionally reserve for women. Maybe that's the point? She's using that dumb selfie to to destroy those archetypes and show once…

The "Not Rape" titty shot is classy and does not scream "I am desperate for attention" at all.