Jason Biggs is a giant asshole. You can just say it. He reminds us of the fact with alarming regularity.

Yeah, me too. I have no idea what the reference is, but I think it's delightful. Dancing with turnips! Embarrassing your kids!

I think this is funny, goofy, and sweet. It shows she has a sense of humor! Anyone bothered by this is really taking things too seriously. (I mean, hello—"mean mugging"? I'm dying of laughter over here.)

I'm just going to assume that you are suffering from severe Stockholm syndrome. ;)

As do I. I find her charming and funny but I can't help but imagine the Obama kids are in constant "MOM/DAD STAAAAAAP" mode.

Since when the fuck has rap not been an art? Your racism and classism are showing.

Obama is no peach especially when it comes to foreign policy, but look at this is gif and enjoy his awesomeness

I have Serious Feels for the First Lady that I cannot entirely describe.

God, I love her. Can't she run in 2016?! Hillary/Michelle 2016!!! Motherfucking lady dream team right there.

Anytime I see any of the Obamas, I'm filled with joy; and this shit always pops into my head

"Isn't it interesting how she alternates her right paw and her left paw? It's like I've always said.... Life.... Uh.... Finds a way."

"We sincerely apologize on behalf of McKenna Peterson's feminism. Please accept these complementary pom pom's as our way of saying we look forward to seeing you on the field. They're pink!"

I cannot wait for the tone deaf response from Dick's. Prove me wrong, Dick's. Dick's.

Seriously. Look at her outfit (bedazzled denim on denim). Look at their house.

"...there are certain people who are trying to make the whole world eat what they want to eat and do what they want to do. I don't think it's any of their business what I put in my mouth."

I thought oil companies were ruining America but it was those pesky minorities all along.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

Meow look here, meow. We can't have this kind of thing going on, so stop that right meow.

This is the internet. We're not fucking sorry ever.