Ironkitten
Ironkitten
Ironkitten

It would take all of my willpower not to reply with this gif.

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

Yes. Yes I can.

At this point, he began angrily shaking a bottle of ketchup, dumped it all over his once-beautiful porterhouse

panties OFF.

Oh Joe, be still my heart! There are really just no words for how much I love that man!

Crush level: Knope.

Someone's going to do it...

ahh is See ...that is how they are done in Germany, where I live .... :-))

Yeah. I vividly remember Chris Brown going on some show in the most ridiculous blue outfit – complete with a bowtie (as though that would make him look more sincere) – and doing damage control - Oh Sorry „apologizing“ for beating Rihanna to a pulp. He never EVER once mention WHAT he DID etc. he just hemmed and hawed

I think it's pretty clear who is to blame here: Siri. That bitch mangles everything.

Now to the more pressing question: is it okay to wear paste pants?

Kanye - STFU.

Yes it's OK to wear leather pants. Just not this way:

Oh god, go back to Gawker Cata Ding Dong, Bon Morte or whatever you're calling yourself this month

knowing when not to insult a toddler =/= celebrity child worship

The thing is that I wouldn't be having this conversation if Jezebel hadn't covered the damned thing with two posts (that I've seen). Has it really garnered that much attention?

Damn. Do you just constantly say negative and nasty things? Is it your default?

Step 1: Stop thinking they are so unreasonable that just opening your mouth will incur their eye-rolling wrath or exasperation.