I mean, to be fair, I've had fewer assholes here than other places I've lived. Somehow, we just can't totally eliminate the assholes.

remember the part in the bible where Jesus interrupts the stoning of the sinful woman to comment favorably on her physical appearance?

God, all of your fence posts must be so gauche if you have to ask that question.

you know the wardrobe person for that shoot was like GET THAT DAMNED DOG OFF HER SHIRT, WE HAVE TO RETURN THAT SHIT

Wow. Such fringe. Very curves.

she didn't get the job and wound up marrying a guy 25 yrs her senior and living as a housewife in Connecticut.

the Oxford comma strikes again

you know who really enjoys hearing a woman say "sorry, I'm not on the pill"? Men.

So, in other words, the best birth control is lesbianism? Somehow I don't think Hobby Lobby would be down with that, either.

Says the guy with "69" in their user name.

You realize that this whole idea that women need to keep their legs shut (because we are the only ones who make babies, right?) also means you men don't get laid.

But why would I be holding the dick? I'm confused.

Huh, and here I thought the best birth control was enslaving all the men and converting all the women to lesbianism. At least, that's what it said in the pamphlet I got from the Feminist Agenda.

The best birth control is putting the dick down ladies

Wait. One out of every eighteen men in the U.S. is incarcerated? Is this accurate?

Does Gary Oldman really think that Jewish people are constantly complaining about Germans? Unless we're literally talking about Nazis, we Jews don't care if you're German. And I've never heard any of my Jewish friends say "kraut" unless we're discussing toppings on a Reuben sandwich. But that's cool, Gary. If it makes…

What some people sneeringly refer to as "being politically correct" is what others refer to as being respectful of others. Radical concept, I know.

Oldman Yells at Cloud.

Um, my cat lives in my house?