Coachella is owned by AEG, which actively and financially supports anti-same-sex-marriage legislation. And They're not shy about it.

I'M SO BUMMED

I would get my period the second I put that on.

You know what's an actual "fuck you" to the wedding industrial complex? Don't buy ANYTHING labelled as wedding. For one thing, the price for anything considered to be "wedding" related is about triple what it would be ordinarily (eg- a regular bouquet of flowers VS. big-ass wedding bouquet).

That bag is so awful it makes me smile. I'm not capable of appreciating the oeuvre of George Condo, but I do appreciate rich people trolling other rich people.

I have dibbs on the sweet little fluffy fatty one!

You need a lawyer and you need to make him pay what he owes. Try not to let his relationship to his other child bother you. It may not seem like it now, but your daughter is better off without a dad like that in her life. A responsible adult would not ignore his own child.

Hopefully this gets outta the greys because I need to share that I received the highest compliment ever:
My English professor told me that she used papers I wrote last semester as examples of Grade A papers that she submitted to her department AND that she used my final thesis outline in class the other day as an…

Do any of you have experience apartment hunting with a Staffordshire terrier? The boy and I are seriously considering getting a dog. We like Staffies, and there are a lot of them in shelters, but we'll be moving out of campus housing at some point during its life and I'm afraid they'll fall under the "pit bull"…

It's snowing here, which just gives me a better excuse to have the lazy Saturday that I was planning to have anyway. I'm knitting a hat, drinking a beer, and listening to a totally ridiculous audiobook. Happy Saturday, guys!

Those shoes.

SO FUCKING BORED WAITING FOR THIS BABY TO POP OUT. 9 days to go. Anxious for labor to start. It's like waiting for prom night without the amazing 90's hair and crushing disappointment.

It's so weird having strangers in my house, 24/7, cooking and cleaning for me. I'm a solitary creature by nature and hate the idea of being observed all the time. I had a sub take the day shift today and she insisted on initiating conversation over the slightest things including commercials that happened to be…

Not a clip from her 1973 appearance, unfortunately.

Yep. Yeah, totally the appropriate response to this piece. Definitely.

Canadian here...big family Thanksgiving dinner, so we like to marinate the turkey in malice and spite, so everyone hates each other by the end of the evening.

Tim Burton's directing choices have deteriorated so much in the 27 years since Beetlejuice that I'm inclined to believe this will be a forgettable mess. And I'm sure Johnny Depp will be right in the middle of it, as usual.

That's debatable.