Here's my contribution to the "pit bulls are good dogs" argument.
I love positive stories about pit bulls! Even though some people have them for the wrong reasons, the one I got from the shelter (when I was going in for a different dog.....IT JUST LOOKED SO SAD OKAY I had to take both of them) is the sweetest, most intelligent dog we have.
I see your Carly Rae Jepsen cover and raise a Sara Bareilles live cover.
Did you guys know that there is an Official Dolly Parton Tumblr? Now you do.
Those are some delicious fish you've got there. It sure would be a shame if... something happen to them.
Forever 21 hours a week.
Oh hamsters. So stretchy. So stupid.
But the best day is still coming: retirement. My husband is four years away from retirement and has a "closing scenario" planned that includes a squeeze bottle of yellow mustard and an exit interview from hell.
I quit my job to go to law school (a good move despite what you may read from Hamilton Nolan, as it's a top ten school where almost every student gets a job before they graduate). I gave a very honest exit interview which led to my horrible boss being demoted. My co-workers were grateful. Years later, I still smile…
I once quit a job because my boss and his boss sat me down on a Friday to talk about my attitude - apparently everyone in the company thought I was a bitch, but admitted I got the job done. They gave me 60 days to shape up or ship out. These 2 guys had been hired over me, and I wasn't given a raise I really…
Well, since the concept of a pension seems to be a thing of the past, people aren't really given raises or bonuses based on tenure or performance - who gives a shit about that company, really?
Shit into a bag and then throw it into the main house via a window. Aim for the bedroom.
This mental image of him googling his own name on his personal computer, seeing the auto-populate, and sitting back with a self-satisfied smile is making this whole thing even more fun.
This confirms my theory that Google "auto populates" his name because he Googles himself. It happens to him, only. Because your browser remembers. What an idiot.
He's just about to get his haircut right there on the red carpet.
A girl this naturally pretty doesn't need so much styling.
As someone who is a fantastic consumer and is well aware how much she dicked over her own finances via spending, I get where you are coming from.
Nothing quite says "appropriate wedding theme" like a story where a seemingly innocuous ring is to actually to blame for all of the evil and cruelty in the world.
So, between the twins, Nicholas Brendon got both the first names, and Kelly Donovan got both the last names?